Feliz Navidad!

Too poor for a real tree, Buenos Aires..

Beach day!

Nothing like a size large thong and couple of parliament stubs..
I heart Venice!

Desert Oasis

Somewhere between Los Angeles and Mammoth lies the Desert town of Mojave, And somewhere in Mojave lies this little gem. Where a man can get his sports and swerve on by entering one door whilst his gas is being pumped, and his girlfriend being abducted.

Worse than a rip in your couch..

Riding the bus, hands down, the most assed out feeling you can have in L.A. second to being homeless.

Old school G.P.S.?

More like too poor for an Iphone..

Untitled..

"I'm gonna get in one more run"

A porno shoot

If you don't get aids from the performer, these slippers will do the trick.