African Toilet

So your stomach is percolating from the goat on a stick you had for lunch. Just when you think you've lost the battle.. a gas station shimmers in the distance, and you're thinking "victory". You even take the extra 15 seconds to buy an African People magazine printed in French for a victory lap, only to dicover this... .Rich kid style... even had a lid.

Being hospitalized

......and everything about it.

An apple a day.....

......will not keep the the fecal stained jacket away.

Where the streets are paved with Mexico.

Feliz Navidad!

Too poor for a real tree, Buenos Aires..

Beach day!

Nothing like a size large thong and couple of parliament stubs..
I heart Venice!

Desert Oasis

Somewhere between Los Angeles and Mammoth lies the Desert town of Mojave, And somewhere in Mojave lies this little gem. Where a man can get his sports and swerve on by entering one door whilst his gas is being pumped, and his girlfriend being abducted.

Worse than a rip in your couch..

Riding the bus, hands down, the most assed out feeling you can have in L.A. second to being homeless.

Old school G.P.S.?

More like too poor for an Iphone..

Untitled..

"I'm gonna get in one more run"

A porno shoot

If you don't get aids from the performer, these slippers will do the trick.

Armo Shoe Job

This really exists in Hollywood. You can get new uneven heels tacked on your shoes for about 17 bucks.

Hello?

A definite two way tie for for my uncle's cell phone circa 2011 and my floor.

Fuckin' Smart!

There is a way to make a yellow car worse..