Ice cold beer on a hot day

The L.A.P.D. actually stepped over this guy to check the contents of my paper cup.

"It only sounds expensive"

Lincoln Boulevard always pays off in spades....

No expense spared

I don't know how they pull this off for 72 bucks a night, using the highest quality simulated plants, and portraits so real you can almost hear galloping in the distance.

African Toilet

So your stomach is percolating from the goat on a stick you had for lunch. Just when you think you've lost the battle.. a gas station shimmers in the distance, and you're thinking "victory". You even take the extra 15 seconds to buy an African People magazine printed in French for a victory lap, only to dicover this... .Rich kid style... even had a lid.

Being hospitalized

......and everything about it.

An apple a day.....

......will not keep the the fecal stained jacket away.

Where the streets are paved with Mexico.